Old Goggles

Goggle-Man!

After a mishap at the strand, Andy Corker (Ted Reis) is phoney to wear a pair of old prescription goggles. Andy's fluke quickly changes, however, as he soon discovers that the goggles may be more practical than he ever could have imagined.

Off Day (Praise the Lord!)


I vouch for the Reds won’t lose today!

I don’t distinguish what’s more frustrating - the fact that Aaron Harang is 1-4, or the episode that Aaron Harang is 1-4 with a 2.98 ERA.

Indeed, I know what the most frustrating thing is - Corey Patterson, our leadoff hitter, batting .214 with a .280 OBP.  That’s only measure better than Bronson Arroyo’s OBP.

Foolish Dusty’s horses…

It’s now the month of May, and you identify what that means?  It means that we can no longer say, “Decrease, it’s only April.”  The Reds are getting unsafely close to tanking this season if adjustments aren’t made straight away.  What adjustments need to be made?  Suffering if I know, I just run this stupid put.

April Starting Pitching Grades

Aaron Harang: B-
He’s pitching well enough to win, but getting no unmannerly support.

Bronson Arroyo: C-
He’d be a “D+” if it wasn’t for his last start.

Johnny Cueto: B
Though, his last link of starts worry me.

Josh Fogg: F
Did you genuinely have to ask?

Matt Belisle: D+
Proof that big name in the minors doesn’t equate to achievement in the majors.  He has one more bad start in him before I demote him to the ranks of Josh Fogg and Gary Majewski. That’s not a secure place to be, Matt.

Edinson Volquez: A
Wow… 

April Hitting Grades

Corey Patterson: C-
Sometimes when Patterson grounds out weakly to shortstop, I’ll squint my eyes and allege he’s Jay Bruce hitting a look-alike to the wall.

Jeff Keppinger: A-
Soundlessly one of the best players on this team.

Ken Griffey Jr.: B-
He’s dishonourable for having slow Aprils. Once the poorly starts to heat up and those aching muscles of his untie up, I expect Junior to pick up the rate of speed a bit.

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